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article 2

2007-05-24T21:12:00.001+08:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6676427.stm

The illegal capturing and exporting of Indonesia’s wildlife has been going on for quite some time now. The poaching of these various plants and animals, mostly animals, is rather popular in the country mainly because of a few main reasons. A large number of the people in the country are uneducated and have to resort to such means to and income. The country is also way too big and this prevents the authorities from being able to control the activities, mostly illegal ones, that go on in the country’s dense forests. The level of corruption in the country is also rather high and thus it is almost impossible to bring the poachers to justice.

In my opinion, the Indonesian authorities do not have their priorities straight. They focus on creating new laws and improving those already in place instead of building up a steady group of law enforcers to actually carry out these laws. Currently Indonesia’s wildlife protection laws are one of the best in the region but the country is still suffering from poaching problems as the laws are not being carried out properly. The countries current law enforcement force is also highly corrupted. This results in further inefficiency in the country and this also contributes to the manifestation of the already serious poaching problems.

In order to put a halt to the poaching problem the country is facing, Indonesia’s authorities have to look at the underlying problem at try and solve it. Not just merely coming up with new amendments to the wildlife protection laws. The main problems, as mentioned are the law enforcement force and the size of the country. Since it is impossible to change the size of Indonesia, the only way to solve the poaching problem is to better the law enforcement force.

The authorities have to eradicate corruption amongst its ranks of officers in its law enforcement force. They also have to expand their force to include remote areas in the dense forests so that poaching is reduced in these areas. By eradicating corruption in the force, more poachers can be successfully caught and brought to justice. This in turn will deter other poachers from continuing with their acts of cruelty.

english article

2007-05-20T15:31:00.001+08:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6668485.stm

This article is basically about china and its take on the boycott of the 2008 Olympics that are bound to take place in Beijing a year from now. China claims that the boycott will fail although the article does not really explain why China made such a claim. The main reason why the boycott is taking place is because China is still selling arms to Sudan despite being fully aware of the genocide that is taking place in Darfur.

China’s actions have struck a chord with human rights groups and some US and European politicians. These are the party’s responsible for the boycott that is taking place. China’s response to the boycott was merely saying that the country has provided sufficient humanitarian assistance to the people in Darfur. Personally, I feel that china has not addressed the issue at hand. The party’s that initiated the boycott are concerned with the fact that china is selling arms to Sudan, not whether china has contributed to the humanitarian aid in Darfur. China may be trying to avoid discussing the issue at hand as they are fully aware that they are the ones at fault.

The article clearly states the ties between china and Darfur. One of the more important relations between the two countries is the fact that china buys oil from Darfur. China needs oil from Darfur, Sudan is currently ‘attacking’ Darfur and china sells arms to sudan. Now it rather clear that MAYBE china is getting oil at a reduced priced or maybe even at no cost by providing Sudan with the arms needed for the genocide in Darfur. And to compensate for its actions, China sends humanitarian aid to Darfur. This, I find is rather weird as china is the ones helping Sudan carry out the genocide in Darfur by supplying them with arms but at the same time, they are the ones offering humanitarian aid to the people in Darfur.

It is very clear that china is aware of its actions and how wrong they are. This is because china tries to avoid the boycott by saying that it is ‘against the spirit of the games’ and NOT by claiming that the country is innocent.

In my opinion, the reason why china is desperately trying to avoid the boycott of the Olympics is because it will generate a lot of money for the country. China also may have started improving Beijing so that it can accommodate the athletes and their followers. If the Olympics in Beijing is boycotted, it will result in major financial losses for China. I personally feel that china is really selfish as they allow the genocide to continue just so that they can have cheaper oil.

saturday, the day after friday

2007-05-20T12:17:00.001+08:00

ytd was a really fun day.... really

came to skool at 8 to help set up hockey booth.... our booth was like damn screwed up cuz like it was IN the hall and not near the astro so we had to use judo mats to like protect the precious parquet flooring.... I think the only hockers who were there from morning were me, christian and joel..... oh and faris also.....

all we did was just flick balls into the mini post and like gave demos.... and we did this damn cool quadruple deflection thinggy....haha.....

then i got damn bored and started playing with the gym stuff.....i tried doing the mushroom thing...wah damn hard sia....and then i juz did 'flips' on the springboard...hehe...here's me in mid flip...lols.....

gym is damn fun!!!!

after that and around 6++ went to eat and macs with said, rashidi and alimi..... and then went for rj drama..... which was really damn super duper uber mega hyper coolio.... taufik looks damn cool with celak!!.....like some kinda monster like that...roooooaaarrrrr!! haha...and the kucings (cats) were also damn funny!!!

and that was my saturday!!

shifted

2007-05-17T18:34:00.000+08:00

hello ppl!! eh, incase u didn't know, i shifted to wordpress.... finally... so like relink me kaes? ty!!!

http://permanentlytemporary.wordpress.com/

omgwtfbbq

2007-05-15T20:05:00.000+08:00

haha! i can finally post ... thanx to ruijie... and james.... zzzzz sianz man, that means i cr8d wordpress 4 nothing... kk nvm, juz visit my wordpress 4 now k... TY!! and for those ppl who want a solution the posting problem... here it is!!

when u try and post, u'll get this screwed up page that says u can't post right. well just add a 2 infront of the www and there u have it! problem solved

so u shud get sumthing like this
http://www2.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=33096661

without the 2 it wud be like this
http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=33096661

the (almost) daily crap

2007-05-05T21:39:00.000+08:00

AGAIN, TOO SIAN TO POST, NOTHING REALLY INTERESTING HAPPENED..... SO HERE, ONCE AGAIN, IS ONE OF MY REVOLUTIONARY WAYS OF POSTING

BLA....... The little square thing with lotsa colours keeps ur brain from rotting away during
lessons

BLA....... 59 isn't as reliable as i once thot it was

BLA....... Had to buy new shoes and shin pads...PAIN IN THE WALLET

BLA....... I hit better when i'm high

BLA....... WHEEEE!!! i got 19.5/30 for maths.....

BLA....... Being stabbed with a 0.4 pen is not fun

BLA....... I really salute avi for being able to put up with tuck wai

BLA....... On the bus, never trust rui jie when he says " eh, lets shift to the seat in front"

BLA....... Not studying is the best way to prepare for exams

fuk

2007-05-02T21:16:00.000+08:00

Why to day sux

full of sian periods

RE was boring

training was damn suspense

went to j8 and onli got out at 7 plus plus....

waited for the fucking 59 for 45 mins

LOST MY SHOE BAG

( 2nd time this year )

various shit

2007-05-01T10:58:00.000+08:00

malay production thing.... taufiq needed some free advertising so he told me to post this...hehe...any mat reading this uhmmm...ask our j1 seniors for more details if u wanna go...

and this is my new potato series... lols

happy potato

angry potato

sad potato

the crap i do on a monday

2007-04-30T18:48:00.000+08:00

this is what i did 2day...i didn't spend the whole day doing it....maybe like juz 1 hour.....hehe...please say u get it

Raffles Institution's proposed 5 step fire combat system

if u didn't ....den i dunno what 2 say......

same meh?

2007-04-29T21:14:00.000+08:00

i had to scale down the pic....so quality might be suckish...

but same meh?

1 day affair

2007-04-28T19:49:00.000+08:00

First of all , i wud like to thank jonathan for not being able to attend the PTM today...Thanx to u, i got to be part of CEC for a day.. YEAPS!!!!

Parents can be damn hilarious some times..... haha....so kan chong until like shit man.... It's also kinda cool to see ur frens parents cuz its like looking at an older version of them... and then u start thinking... by golly!!! one day i'm gonna actually be 40!!

i was SUPPOSED to be an usher ...damn sad lah cuz like i was 'ushing' alone and got no one to talk to... :( .. i wud have stuck to my duty ...but it was sooooo freakin dumb.... i was allocated to the must stupid place possible... they put me at the thinggy that connects the admin block to the junior block.... oh yah...its called a walkway... so like quite stupid right... cuz it's juz like one long stretch ...no turns ...no complications... no nothing!!!

projected convo ...

parent: "ah boy ah...where do i go now?"
me:" sir there are only two directions, front or back...since u came from the back...i suggest u go forward..suggestion only."
parent:"ok..i'll consider that.."

there shudn't be parents this dumb....

so i abbandoned my post and went to meet avi and saiful at 3t....yay!!! damn unboring!! haha... dealt with overly kan-chong parents.... played handphone...talked cock...and bithced about everything (avi) ..... oh yah...mr.tan weng seng can be damn uhmmm...cool?...no ...funny!!

during a break....

mr.tan: so...uhmm...do u know if any1 in our class has a girlfren?
all 3 of us: WTF!!

den he like interrogated all of us..to see if we got annot....haha...luckily all of us flying solo...if not dunno what he do to us....avi kena the worse

mr.tan: So, how long?
avi: huh?
mr.tan: Dun act blur...how long aredi u have girlfren
avi: ( in his usual damn high pitch unsuitable for his body size tone of voice) DUN HAVE!!!
me and saiful: stone
mr.tan: if ur lying...ur a very bad liar...if ur telling the truth...ur very bad at telling the truth...
me and saiful: blinks and continues stoning

after that met up with alimi, said, saiful, ~~nicholas~~ pathy and avi ... they were doing the usual shit in the malay room and then we went to eat at toa payoh..... go pasir ris lah...... i ate quite a bit.....one super giant chicken chop and super menjen chicken noodles....talk alot more cock...laughed quite a bit...attracted the attention of quite a few people and then went home.... :)

ooooooo....tssssss

2007-04-26T17:22:00.000+08:00

dammit...sooo many interesting thing happened thru out the week... but then my Mio cock up so i was left without internet 4 like 4 days.....damn like....uhmm wierd man.... anywayz...here's the weeks events....possibly in chronological order
________________________________________

monday)
eh? sorrie 4got.... : ).. oh yah...this was the day i found out i suck at chem.... smiles.... 5/15 bebeh...all time lowest...

tuesday)
kena tricked by tan weng seng into going 4 the prize giving ceremony thinggy...dammit ....other people got free period but me , saiful, avi , ruijie and some other threetards had to go....zzzzzz

wednesday)
yay yay learning journey yay yay!!! supposed to be in skool onli at 10.30 but than me, avi and ruijie planned to come early to 'mug' maths... notice my use of inverted commas... : )... i suck at maths...i suck at maths....i suck maths...oooooohhhhhh...i suck at maths.... ( lol, i suck at almost everything academic...eh? why am i in ri ah?) Ended up going to j8 macs for breakfast with avi, ruijie plus tuck wai.... who apparently came early....dunno why.... den we came back.....'mug' maths....and then go for lj....

we got this indian guide who was very young......maybe like early 20s.....nice guy..... really reminded me of avi.... 1st stop was the changi museum place thinggy...kinda cool lah... got air con.... so not so hot....den was lunch at macs at some place..... chaos man ... watching avi and saiful giving out the food....i juz watch them and coap some fries.....

then went to battle box ... underground...dark...damp....humid...kinda cold.... full of damn realistic wax models..... damn scary....stupid tuck wai....scared all of us liao..... or at least me , haikal and avi...haiyo..... later went to kranji war memorial place thing...damn sianz ...but pay respect means pay respect lah.....

then went home and found out i lost the maths ws for the cct tmr...nothing to revise liao...so sad ......

photos and videos added later.... at night...maybe....hope so....

today)

OH shiat...maths test.... we had a a maths cct today.....lol....kinda not so unconfident ( negative times negative equals positive ) about this one lah (even though i didn't mug at all the night b4)....cuz like i was able to do everything...but i like might screw up everything..... went home with ruijie and ate at kfc at tampines mall area... BUDDY MEAL!!!! haha...

hate posting like this.... makes each day seem like damn boring cuz i have to like summarise...... but believe or not...everyday of my life is filled to the brim with extreme super dooper funness

the latest

2007-04-21T19:45:00.000+08:00

some things are just not meant to be heard.....

refresher

2007-04-20T20:55:00.000+08:00

today..was one of those largely forgettable days...the days that will nvr be remembered and i end up waking tmr morning thinking..."eh? how come i skipped a day?" ( supa philo ) the kinda day when u like go with the flow...follow ur daily routine....without anything out of place.... 4 me...the routine is:

wake up... BATHE...eat...pray....walk from my house to bus stop...sometimes get chased by dogs... wait 4 bus...get on bus....sit at the exact same spot i sit everyday....listen to mp3....look at the sky and like juz notice every single detail....fall asleep...wake up....go to skool...morning assembly..... back to class.... get fed with 'knowledge'.... forget everything i learnt..... go do what ever extra stuff i have ...like friday prayers or hockey or wdeva.... take the same bus home with someone i know.....engage in some conversation...reach home...maybe play soccer or swim...den sleep...watch tv..sleep...

oh yah..juz remembered how we almost missed friday prayers cuz we were playing rugby in class...and uhmm...OH YAH!!! after that we were doing all sorts of stupid stuff during the 'mcc meeting'...husaini was like 'chaking' me around the place....eh? and then after 'training' me eugene , clinton, jing and eugene had this nate de coco session..lol...talk bout all kinds of stupid stuff....LOL...then on the bus ride home wif jing...tv mobile actually showed something worth watching..a rerun of PCK... EH? maybe today not so ordinary at all?? haha...okay 4get the whole first part....(too lazy press backspace)

chaking- when u put sumone on ur shoulders and then juz start running around

solo...

2007-04-18T20:59:00.000+08:00

today was a really fun day!!! had all slack periods...ponned RE to do 'malay comprehension'... nothing much..but then went to support x-country..all the way at turf club....which by the way is a bloody freakin ulu place. Went there ....whole bunch of skools...saw some of my pri skool juniors...some familiar faces and well yeah.... summary of events...( ooo so organised )

took bus there....

arrived there......

got down the bus......

( lol )

kk...uhmmm i was with james, timo and tuck wai thru out most of the day...
went to giant to buy drinks with james.... cheap man!!! 1 bottle of ice lemon tea $1 onli...i bought 2, drank one and tried to sell the other one for $1.50 to other people... :)

cheered 4 fellow x-country runners!!! jia yo!!!( correct spelling annot? ) go ornan!! go guy who looks like ornan!! go RI!!! go RGS!!! go RJ!!! go ( insert skool name here )!!!

Prize giving was damn long cuz like they had to announce the names of every winner...and there are like 20 places for each division... c'div girls...c'div boys...all the way to a'div...pantat liao...so freakin long!! sat there untill my butt cramp...ended up hitting leon han's back with a bottle repeatedly and juz crapping with timo....

den everything ended and i had to go home....shit....

why the hell do i have to live in pasir ris!!! why does turf club have to be soooo ulu!!! WHY!!!

james: shitlah...my house damn far man...how to go home!!!

me: where u stay?

james: geylang...damn far

me: i live in pasir ris...

james: ohhh.....

couldn't decide whether to go with the 3tards or fly solo....go with them...have to go to clementi and take mrt back ( which is freakin waste time ).... fly solo...have to take a bus with dunno how many gazillion people and risk getting lost... i ended up flying solo....

yeaps!! didn't get lost!!

got down at toa payoh and den took the ever reliable 59 home...
on the bus got this bangla try to 'get to know' this rj girl... ask the number...the name....talk bout all kinds of cock stuff...pity the girl man....damn scary sia!!! imagine suddenly a bangla come sit wif u and ask u personal questions... i was sitting behind the girl...felt scared 4 her... the women sitting on the opposite row was like looking at the bangla thru out the whole thing...worriedlah.....

i was like " oh shit...if this bangla follow this girl ..i call police man" ( cheh....responsible citizen sia ) Thank god he didn't and alighted earlier than the girl... the woman sitting opposite was like telling the girl that the bangla damn siao one and sharing wif her tips on how to avoid this kind of despo psychos... LOL...

reached home damn late...and that sux...

why is it so hard to believe??

25 to life

2007-04-16T21:15:00.000+08:00

the bloody ex-convict ( image may be darker cuz of the nature of my blog...click 4 a brighter image :D )

the lazy way of posting....

2007-04-16T17:14:00.000+08:00

Air Force Ones bebbehhh!!

Geog was ok bebbehhh!!

Don't think i'll screw it up bebbehhh!!

Zaid no chem no geog damn lucky bebbehhh!!

Wish i was him bebbehhh!!

I DO look like a convict in my IC photo bebbehhh!!

But i so don't look like one in real life bebbehhh!!

I look more like a victim bebbehhh!!

No one tags me bebbehhh!!

So sad bebbehhh!!

THIS WAY OF POSTING ROCKS BEBBEHH!!

thump...thump....thump

2007-04-15T20:13:00.000+08:00

ahhhhh!!! i feel so stupid!!! it's like when i look at the notes...i'm reading them but my brain's not registering anything.... i can 'read' sumthing and forget about it in like 2 seconds..... (eg. i was reading a my geog notes and then i started drawing sumthing at the bottom of the page...then i went get some water , i came back and started reading again...turns out i was reading the same page...and i onli realised it when i saw the tiny drawing)...i'm like soo screwed 4 geog...cuz like i spent 4 hours mugging but now i don't remember anything...shit man

oh an i went to make my IC last friday...i had to go to the little picture taking booths and take a valid passport sized photo of myself....this one not the auto one u see at shopping centers...it had like 3 people operating it..lols...so just when i went into the booth..the auntie said..." ah boy...u dun want to wash ur hair ah....oh maybe at least comb it...look like jungle u know...later people think u ex-convict.."

LOLX

12+04+07=23....wtf

2007-04-12T20:14:00.001+08:00

birthday post.....

haha...today i'm 15...wooot!!! oh yeah....15 baby...15...yeah man...power....shiok

....am i supposed to feel excited?...well ..actually i'm nt...cuz like i dun really feel any different....sob...birthdays have lost meaning to me...come to think of it..that's actually damn sad liao....

watched 23 with clinton , halim and jin yong....it was damn freakin nice...nt gonna say anything bout the movie cuz like i dun wanna spoil for u guys who are gonna watch it soon...all i can say it's that its's damn BLOODY FREAKIN nice ...and Jim Carrey can really act damn well...i mean other than comedies... 23 here...23 there...23 everywhere!! damn cool man!! It's like sooo cool that the 4 of us went around j8 looking for 23s .... but like 4 awhile onli ah...

then on the bus ride home...i was looking out for 23s ....found some damn cool ones...

call it wdeva u want...but u can onli understand like how i feel if u watch the movie...

23s

the liscence plate of the bus i was on was sbs 235

23 duh...but 5 = 2+3

i counted the number of buses that passed by....the 32nd bus was number 23...

when i got off the bus...the time on the ez link card tapping thinggy was 5:23

oh yah...during the show

halim took out his phone to check the time

it was 3:20

3+20 = 23

jin yong's and clintons's phones also same time...but my phone's time was different

3:23

even more obvious....

going downhill

2007-04-10T18:55:00.000+08:00

walao
damn pantat
man, everything
has been going downhill
for me... i got to know that i
failed my chem cct.. my eng teacher
gave me 0 for blog assignment cuz she like
couldn't find my articles in my blog...hmm what else
oh yah..me and haikal only got 18/30 for ss brochure thing
crap man..i thot i was going to do damn well for that project ..shit
every one did damn well..and the lowest in 3sumthing was 28/30..wtf
now i feel damn shit...i fail chem...my maths sure fail...and like my eng teacher
probably hates me cuz i was arguing with her...saying that it's her fault she couldn't
find my articles...and she's my RE mentor...dammit..... haiyo....not really looking 4ward to my b'day cuz i bet every1 sure 4get..and got maths ta summore on that day..knnccb...i feel damn crap....oh yah...and like this happened to me 2 days in a row... i walk out of skool gate and see 59 stop at the bus stop on the opposite side of the road...knnccb x 9999999999 man ..........have to wait 4 like 20 mins for the next 59... oh and check this out...my b'day date this year is 12/04/07 ...12+4+7= 23....the creepy movie by starring jim carrey were everything is like 23

crap?maybe...

2007-04-08T13:20:00.000+08:00

shud i do it? maybe i shud? or not? haiyo..dunno liao

feel so lazy...so like lethargic...
haiz...

thursday- nothing much
friday- even less

saturday...

had to go to NUS to support the sajak people while they do their thing... i thot it was like gonna be a small thing..like maybe our skool onli..but then turned out it was a really big thing...really big..like ginormous!! So many different skools participated....i'll try to mention all of them

vs
cedar
tkgs
RAFFLES
saints
dunearn

aiyoyoyoyoyo i can't rmbr...but we got 2nd ..and saints got 1st

pantat (backside) man..we like lose to them in hockey also..and now, we lose to them in sajak....nvm...at least we own them in studies ( eeeewwwww so mugger wan...yuck )

den ltr cikgu screwed us upside down and all around 4 not cheering when the sajak people collected their trophies...lol...we did lah...but like not in unicent... but anyways..sorrie sajak people...if like u guys feel disappointed in us 4 not cheering ( u guys don't rite...it's onli cikgu..hope so )
__________________________

who the freakin hell is i lurve avi!!! u guys know annot?
well she/he is supposedly a sec 1 girl from some skool..who is some what related 2 avi in some way..... and she kinda likes avi...lol!! Me and avi think that she's actually a he....lol...from ri..with nothing better to do but cr8 fake emails to boost people's ego...if u have the time rite....cr8 i lurve qayyum can? i need some ego boosting!!

side note: finally fixed my IE ..yeeps!!

ahhh screw it...

2007-04-04T19:08:00.000+08:00

i decided to totally not care...and just like turn back the clock...haha...no emo...think its finally gone....

went to the subordinate courts today...didn't even know i signed up to go...ms.sim/mrs.chua forced register number 1-5 to go...haiyo...ever since the dawn of time...i have always been register number 1....damn sian....but easy to remember..yeeps!! ( what kind of goondooo 4gets the number 1?)

the learning journey was not as boring as i thought it wud be...it was kinda cool...maybe it's cuz avi was there...lol!!.....we actually got to watch people being trialed...no murder or rape or molest or any of those type of cases....but still...it was kinda fun.... don't think i shud mention any of them ( some where kinda interesting ) cuz like i might be violating some law or sumthing....

oh yah...and sorrie alimi!!! i like totally spaced out and 4got to wish u happy b'day...so uhmm one day late still can rite...happy b'day!!! and don't think i didn't get u a present ..cuz i did... i'll give it to u some time soon...

actually i haven't bought it yet...sorrielah pok kai this week....
sooo many stuff to pay 4....

stupid ie ...stupid messenger..stupid stupid..stupid ulat bulu...

2007-04-03T21:16:00.000+08:00

wtflah people...MY IE IS DOWN!!!

yesterday i tried to forward some of my ports den today my IE suddenly down...by down i mean like can't connect to internet...funny thing is...my mozilla can..wth!! I don't mind switching to firefox..but then my msn messenger also down because they use IE settings...shit man...any1 know where to get live messenger 4 mozilla....or if u know how i can fix my IE ..please tag me...i seriously need help...PLEASE!!

why?

2007-03-30T16:25:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I remember the darkness of my past
Bringing back these memories I wish I didn't have
Sometimes I think of letting go and never looking back
And never moving forward so there'd never be a past

If I could change I would take back the pain I would
Retrace every wrong move that I made I would
If I could stand up and take the blame I would
If I could take all the shame to the grave I would

Just washing it aside
All of the helplessness inside
Pretending I don't feel misplaced
It's so much simpler than change.....

hmmm..why?

2007-03-29T18:52:00.000+08:00

so ummm...i had like 3 people asking me to flash up sumthing 4 them in the past 2 days...they say my drawing nice on msn...zzz..i mean thanxlah but like i thot nobody reading by blog cuz like tagboard 4ever empty one..but then i realised people actually visit but then don't tag...please tagleh..so i know my blog's not dead...thanx...

oh yah...u know like below my post title, there's a comments thinggy...i changed it so any1 can put a comment and like no logging in required..so gimme a comment k!! thanx....again..lol

haha..lazy wanna post anything meaningful..so here is the latest addition to the " faris wastes his time during test cuz he finish early and den wanna cock up the bonus question"( wow..damn long title ) series

random flashings

2007-03-27T18:19:00.000+08:00

(no original pic)

(no original pic) credits to RJ 4 the idea

supposedly me...

christian our hockey captain...

faris....hmmm...

my big bright eyes (according to bubble tea shop auntie)

(if u wanna be flashed...send me a pic of u and i'll do it...FOR FREE!!) lols..

and f***k it man... i got physics practical and maths TA tmr and i left my physics textbook and math file in skool...die liao...

so screwed 4 chem...

2007-03-26T20:32:00.000+08:00

whoa...today...mr kwa finally blew his top man...4 like 5 secs he was shouting at us...but more specifically me cuz i was talking thru out the whole lesson and my maths isn't exactly of examplary standard.... ok..frm now on i will try my best to LOOK like i'm paying attention... LOOK onli..not actually do it...baby steps man...baby steps..

hockey..
4 lunch i went to rj to eat but then after buying my food and starting to eat..i finally rmbrd that we had the makan session 4 winning 4th...so i dumped my food on avi,karthik, tuck wai and haikal and chiong to raja block 4 the pizza... okok onlylah

den 4 actual training....they told us we were going to run...so i thot go rj track and was quite excited cuz like i was feeling like running in the morning and rj is just a GREAT place to run... but then when we got there...they told us that those who were in b'div had a 1month break so we were just hitting our balls...oops.... and they didn't even go rj to run...they just ran at the rugby pitch.. poor c'div..

hmm...had a very productive mugging session with jing on the busride home... but still SO SCREWED 4 CHEM!!!

quote of the day: ( reading some passage bout cats )

me: cats love playing with BALLS and pretty much anything DANGLING...( i emphasized on the key words of the sentence..those too words shud nvr be in the same sentence)

eng teacher: huh!?! whose balls are dangling!!

she's female..

spent 4hrs at freakin delta!!

2007-03-22T20:22:00.000+08:00

hehe...today had to be the most 'wasting time' kinda day ever!! After skool, we slack at canteen 4 dunno how long, then went 2 delta....my lunch was a triangular puff. WTF!!! Stupid 7-11 curry puff bcum triangular puff...nonetheless, it was 'very nice' and cheap.....

the 1st 1 and a half hours of the time we spent at delta was damn nice sia... about 15 RI boys...surrounded by hundreds of crescent girls....woooot....me, dylan and hijazi were like cheering along with them..."crescent hockey is the best!!crescent hockey beat the rest...gooooooo crescent!!"too bad they lost and got 2nd...sob....funny thing is...i was betting with shi min during the shot corners...i said teck wai wud score and true enough...they scored both times...oooo psychic...now shi min owes me 5 bucks...woooot!! Oh yah...and the crescent girls were like crying.....sob.....anyway... crescent keeper is damn chio bu!! ....soooo cute!!! Tooo bad no chance XD....like clinton said...crescents girls all damn chio but either lesbo or taken....sob...

after crescent left ...it was damn boring...so i just gooofed around nothing better to do...lol...jump here...roll there...hop here.....

oh yah had too wear tracksuit all day cuz spilt bandung on myself....damn hot sia!!

on the way home....my phone rang...some prudential woman..
her: hello?
me:uhmm hi?
her: Hi sir...i'm from prudential insurance and i'm here to talk to u about our new.......................so can i have ur attention for a few minutes? ( wahhh..damn polite man this woman)
me: Uhmmm...i think u got the wrong number mam.....
her: this can't be a wrong number because we dial at random sir...
me: uhmmm..but i'm only 15....
her: ooops...sorrie den sir...goodbye!

my cuzzin just told me sumthing...lol....
sum temasek girl posted this on her blog

i was wondering what ORA stands for anyway. the Old Raffles Association since most are rafflesians. but cannot be coz got this cute small young boy playing. no. 22! nice number. he's so short and small compared to the other players. i think he's lower sec haha. so cute

this was posted late last year.....wooooo ego rising exponentially

click here to see original post..

3rd!!! ............runners up..... :(

2007-03-21T20:23:00.000+08:00

ok, i'm gonna try and post my stuff in chronological order...god help me please....

took 59 to school...as always...accidentally rested my head on the shoulder of some SAJC girl...MALU MAN!!!! nearly late for school cuz 59 is bloody slow....as slow as a slowpoke.... had ms.sim twice todae...she rox man!! damn fun having her as a teacher... ponned every lesson after recess to 'mentally prepare 4 the match' ( slacklah in other words ) did some damn stupid stuff.... i got tau pok'd... lol... here's the video...i'm the one at the bottom...

( in case ur wondering, christian took the video, so the annoying laughter is his ....ahhh...faris f***ing squeezed my nipple!!!)

(lying down on eugene's tummy/abs..faris in the background)

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went to delta and slacked there while watching st.nicks take on some mina school...thank god they won...dylan,christian and eugene were like playing with my fingerboard...siao ah they all...throw here..throw there...now one wheel spoil..shit man...anyway..christian took another photo...

(three legged monster..haha..me and eugene...no points 4 guessing which leg's mine..yes we wear the same shoes..)

finally...we faced Saints and lost to them 2-0...sob...we're getting 4th this year....so sad man....poor sec 4s they're batch have no hockey gold....sob...tmr going to go 4 prize presentation....

quote from our coach when the ref made a bad call ....our player tackle some guy but got fouled 4 stick hack ( it's when u keep hitting an opponents stick then got this damn irritating sound) "hey!! see if he get the ball, don't SEE the sound!!"

no more march 23rd

2007-03-19T21:15:00.000+08:00

haiz...we lost.....1-0 to sengkang... although i didn't really play much... those at the sidelines are equally affected by our tragic defeat.... I really pity the sec 4s cuz like they have never won gold in their whole time in RI... so sad liao... after the match...nearly the whole team was crying... i wanted to but tried not to cuz like i didn't really play that match so if i cry like damn cock one... however in that moment of sadness and despair...a certain sum1 walked up to me and said ' eh, u better wash the cups and container after this' ( -.-" ) I was like wtf!!! People tengah sad sad u say this kinda thing...wtflah!! Macam nak tendang...

kk..no more sadness...time to be happy!!! (smiles) anyway...here's a part from faris's chem test... damn dumb liao!!! and guess how much he got 4 it...19/20!!! even with this kinda cocked up answers he can get 19!!

(oh yah , and i got 34/45 for bio!! Yay me!! Kinda good considering the highest was 39)

walao....damn show off ah...

on our own

2007-03-17T18:48:00.000+08:00

whoa .... 2-0.....we lost...but it was like ok since we were playing the cock team and we were against SAJC...so like ok loh...not so bad... I played the whole match liao...damn freakin tired... sec 2's damn unreliable but they're a good bunch... Shi Min the most cocked up one... He didn't bring anything 4 the match... shoes were paul's...pants were mine....socks and jersey were kevin's....lolx..... but he played well ( well duhh, he was wearing MY pants).. on the way home i took 67..walao damn freaking long sia... but then at tampines interchange i saw chen yin... my old pri school fren.... we sat and talked 4 awhile while waiting 4 the bus... she was from town... which i guess means orchard??... turns out she's in tpjc now.. wtf!!! How can a person be like so smart and like so uhmmm... u know lah.... Trying to get her email...

no.. must not lose touch with pri skool frens... gahhh!!!!

oh yah...i'm gonna get extensions 4 everything man ( as in hw ).... yeah man!!!

is it dead??? tag if u think it's not

2007-03-14T21:47:00.000+08:00

oh no!!! NO!!! Please...help me. Seems like my blog is dying!!!

Ok..i juz finished doing this animation... gonna post it on threetard... Sumthing bout a chinese samurai... Which, according to Shi Min, don't exist... He said sumthing like samurai is a Japanese thing... no such thing as chinese Samurai... I was like wtf... den we started arguing bout why anyone can or cannot be a samurai....

Today.

Today i practically spent the whole day outside... getting more and more tanned(becoming blacker).. DAMN!!! Go 4 training at delta... quite fun...i think i played quite well... den 2 adam road for lunch...eeee... i eat there confirm shit it like 2 mins.... den go 4 a friendly against vjc...yay i played!!

Randomness

Ok.. i just realised that me and shi min can talk bout anything.. eg. 1st we talked about samurais...den geps and express people.... den about jobs...den about dreamers...den about working people ...den about dota...den about dunno what else... all in like non-stop manner... wah damn cool... wish i had more frenz like that...

tag if u want it to live

how???

2007-03-08T18:31:00.000+08:00

yeah man, finally finished SS!!! Happy b'day to me, Happy b'day to me, Happy b'day to me, OH i'm juz so damn happy!!!

went to j8 with avi,ruijie,rashidi,han sheng,karthik,haikal and maybe some more people whom i can't remember rite now. Later it was only me avi and rui jie cuz the rest went to eat or sumthing. Went to minitoons to buy sumthing 4 sum1. Spent like half an hour in that small shop. Whoa, shopping is not as easy as it sounds man, can't juz anyhow buy. Rui Jie was acting un-himish, he was acting more like benji. Avi was himself...he seriously thinks he's sexy.(well he kinda is if u look at him thru a girls eyes or sumthing) He did this damn stupid dance with oscar the grouch .Click here to view it. After finding what we wanted, we stumbled upon Clinton and kak yong, their fren and nigel the rugger. Went home with clinton, his fren ( i also know him quite well but can't remember his name) and RJ. Then at one of the stations(dhobi gaut i think), balu walked in with his girl. WOOTS. Damn awkward moment. He walked in , he saw us and then he like smiled in a freaky way. LOL. He was like asking us to go to the next carriage but then we didn't move. He was going to peninsula and guess what, clinton was going there to buy new shoes. LOL!! After that i was with ruijie all the way. Wahh, now i have sum1 to go home with... YAY!!!

found this picture on ruijie's flickr profile

lol, didn't even know he took this.(the person he's squashing is me)

Slavery In Nepal

2007-03-04T21:23:00.000+08:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6405373.stm

This article is basically about slavery in Nepal. Young girls, some as young as 13, are sent to work for landlords by their families. Sometimes, these girls are sent by their families because they desperately need the money or because they are in dept to the landlords. Others are orphans who are neglected by their guardians and are sent away. These girls do not earn any money at all. They do not go to school and are sometimes abused by their ‘employers’. These unfortunate girls are called Kamlari, or slave girls. Personally, I do not see how the way these girls are treated is different from the way the African-Americans were treated by the whites. They are both abused and treated as slaves, they do not get paid and they lead broken lives. However, the situation in Nepal is slightly worse as these girls are being mistreated by their own race. The African-Americans were mistreated by another, self-proclaimed, superior race.

When I first read the article, I was reminded of the foreigners from Indonesia, Sri Lanka, The Philippines and many other countries who come here to work as maids. These women are sent here to work because they have no other options. They often come from poor families and some of them are rather young. Sometimes they are mistreated and abused by their employers. Then I think to myself, ‘Can this be considered Slavery?’ In some circumstances, the only difference between the young girls in Nepal and the Indonesians in Singapore is the fact that the ones who work in Singapore get paid. After trying to figure out why such a system is legalised in many countries including Singapore, I realised that usually, the foreigners that come here to work as maids are treated well and become part of the family. Sometimes they form unbreakable bonds with their ‘families’ here. I know of a case where a Mother from Indonesia, who worked here as a maid, was given money to pay for her child’s education.

Now, back to the article at hand, towards the end of the article, it is mentioned that some former Kalmaris staged a play depicting the life of a typical kalmari. This play captured the attention of many people and even got some women to protest against the somehow legalised Kalmari system in Nepal. The FNC (Friends of Needy Children) is also taking measures to ensure that such a system is abolished.

Personally, I think that such a system should not even exist in this Morden world. We all preach about equality and lending a helping hand. Now, Nepal is not situated that far away from us and I think we can all lend a helping hand to stop the slavery. Such an incident has taken place, as mentioned, it was between the African-Americans and the whites. History has a cruel way of repeating itself.

Please, don’t let it.

14

2007-03-02T19:21:00.000+08:00

I'm soooooooo x 9999999 happy with my maths results. No, i'm not being sarcastic or anything. I got 14/30!!! Yeah man!!! Ownage Gabownage!!! Why am i so happy? I thought i would get like single digit liao... and i got double digit man... almost pass some more!!! Yes, that's how suckish i am at math....

Today also got no training...kk there was but it was like less then 1 min!! Coach came 1 hour late so we were like lazing around.... and when he came... we played for 1 min and then rain so we have to go....

Oh yah...the down side to today is that my earphones cock up again.. 2nd time liao.. and the same side some more!! Haizzz...felt them stupid listening to FOB with one ear..

Ouch!!!... a mosquito just bit me!!

2007-03-01T19:50:00.000+08:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6407287.stm

It has been quite some time since Singapore experienced its first outbreak of dengue. Now, it seems as though Paraguay is experiencing a dengue outbreak of epic proportions. For example 14 654 people have been diagnosed with dengue but officials say that there is probably 10 times more people who are suffering in silence. This means that 140 654 people have been bitten and infected by the mosquito.

When Singapore had its dengue outbreak, everyone was on their toes. As for me, I practically bathed in insect repellent and I brought a can of OFF! In my school bag every time I go to school. That is how paranoid I was. No, this paranoia among Singaporeans is not something bad or something to be laughed at. In local slang, the word paranoia is substituted by the word kiasu ( I don’t really know how to spell it). Time and time again, Singaporeans have been put down as KiaSu people and sometimes ridiculed by foreigners. We even had a comic character named Mr.Kiasu for goodness sakes! However it is this distinct Singaporean trait that kept the deadly disease at bay.

Babies were made to sleep in mosquito nets, some people walked around with mosquito repellents in the sticker form and some didn’t even dare to go to the market without drenching themselves in repellent. These are but some of the many steps taken by the public to protect themselves and indeed, they deserve around of applause.

Other than the public in general, the government took many steps to control the dengue situation. Have u seen this Jcdecaux poster near the bus stops near your home?

The government took the trouble to make these posters and then paste it at nearly every Jcdecaux poster they could find. Other than posters, they also released an ad with Tan Kheng Hua in it.

In my opinion, Paraguay should try and imitate Singapore in terms of our actions taken to X dengue. It is quite clear that Paraguay may not have what it takes to do so as the country is not as advanced as Singapore. In that case it should try and combat dengue not by solely relying on the government, but instead by getting its citizens involved too. This way, not only is I easier to wipe out dengue, it also less expensive and it does not require much manpower on the governments part.

In addition, it is quite evident that Paraguay may be more concerned about its image than its citizens. This is rather evident when the National Emergency Secretary claimed that the countries health system was not overwhelmed. In my opinion, Paraguayan officials should chuck all these concerns aside and focus on protecting its citizens. They should not feel embarrassed to seek help from other countries.

inspirational quotes

2007-02-27T17:52:00.000+08:00

WARNING: u have to be a retard to understand some of this jokes ( being in hockey and in 3T also counts)

suddenly thot of posting all this highly inspirational quotes......

(insert person's name here) !!! UR A NUT!!!!
-our hockey coach

sir, do u wanna confiscate my phone??
- pay leon han( his phone rang during maths cct... the teacher was sleeping)

possibly, CLOWN, lack of skill, aahhhh
- naga,husaini,zaid... and now the whole of 3T

GG
- rashidi

leho ny mame is kaihal
- haikal

who is that?
i dunno, but he looks like his father's son
-benji

hello..i'm eugene ... does ur father own this bank
girl: f**k u
-eugene purity clean innocent crystal clear thaddeus lee

why study maths... we're gonna fail anyway... life is hopeless
-clinton

ur as hot as a hotel, we're as screwed as screw drivers, ur as brown as a brownie, ur as dumb as a dumbell
- faris

me: sir can u just print out the answers 4 us...so long... how to copy
chem teacher: no i can't
me: why?
chem: it's like robbing a bank..it's wrong...u can't do it....that's why i can't print 4 u
me: wtf
chem: it's like slapping the headmaster....u can't do it...that's why i can't print 4 u
me: sir, if i slap the headmaster and rob a bank will u print 4 us
vic': u can reach the headmasters face meh??
class of 3t and chem teacher: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: zzzzzzzzz
-me, victor and our chem teacher

i think i can do 80% of the question in the maths cct... but i'll need the list of all the formulas in my hand....and 3 hrs...
-lim shi min

alotafashina!!!
-tuck wai/yuck tai/duck rice

rscljr: my answer correct
avi: no!! my one correct
rscljr: no my one
avi: nolah...my one
rscljr: my one!!!
avi: no my one!!!
me: what's the difference only 1 mark... it's either 8/30 or 9/30.....still fail what
-me, avi and ram-ass-amy chocolate-in-ham

somewhat funny phone convo

2007-02-26T19:40:00.000+08:00

was trying to ask shimin bout tmrs match...

nudge him on msn....no reply
call home....no one answer....
call his hp...he answer

his voice damn just-wake-up-from-bed type of voice

me: damn hard to contact u leh
shimin: i was sleeping
me: anyway tmr be at ccab at 7.30 rite??
shimin: no..be there at 7
me: how u going
shimin: i think i ask my father send me
me: cheapskate
shimin: thank you
me: LOL ( i was seriously laughing out loud)

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

me: hello??

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

he put down the phone....rotflmao

eyes meet....no.....

2007-02-23T20:41:00.000+08:00

was walking towards j8..... couldn't wait to buy FOB's new album....Infinity on high...listening to it now... walking with the whole horde of mats.... a lil bit in front.... even b4 i walked in... i saw u..... just a tiny glimpse......but that was enough .....

i considered turning back... walking from the other side.... nahhh.... to leceh... so i just walked in....

our eyes meet... i was expecting u 2 say sumthing.... i was gonna say hi.... but i just wanted to wait until u said it...... According to BIG FISH.... when u meet the love of ur life... time stops.... i was hopping it would....

it didn't

i didn't say anything....neither did u....
so i juz walk on...u do too.....

as if we were strangers.....

dying on the inside.....

emo streak...ended

2007-02-21T20:54:00.000+08:00

my emo-streak has officially ended.... now i'm just normal me again... but i still might post some emo stuff when i feel like it....

today...

hmmm.. not much happened today... we had to hand in geog but then none of us did.. so 99.9999% of the class was ~~copying~~ getting reference from the 0.0001% of the class....and he was karthik naga.... CLOWN..

then we had some RE lecture .... most of us wanted to pon but i didn't... not that i'm a good boy but cuz i'm damn scared... u know... ever since they built the lift... i've never like taken it b4... even our ~~monitor~~ friend takes the lift sometimes...wtf... and he also was gonna pon the lecture but in the end didn't.....

then we had a damn slack RE period again... no lecture... just met with mentor... ours was like 15 mins late... so our group was like playing the damn stupid mat game... u have to like say some gross word damn loud.....for eg. SEX!!!!!.... whoever says it the loudest wins.. i won one round... Yay me!!!....

shud i post sumthing emo... i feel like it.... nahhh

oh yah..btw who are the ~~fuckers~~ people who tagged bad stuff...i mean u all have the right to say what u wantlah but like can u tell me in person... instead of tagging it... i mean if u say I have no life... then u go around flaming people claiming that their blog sux...then u still come and tag some more... i mean like WTF!!! Do u guys get pleasure from the misery of others... if u do... walk beside me... it probably feels like an orgasm to u.....

( first time using ~~this~~ in my posts.. it feels great!!)

waking up.....

2007-02-15T18:02:00.001+08:00

i roam around aimlessly in the darkness......i still can't see but i didn't really care much..... being blind is much better than having to see the hopeless world around me....

my stab wounds are still bleeding, my left hand is still twisted... and i still can't feel my right leg...... thank god i'm still numb....

i regret......

i regret ever cutting the thread.... i regret thinking falling was the only hope..... i regret everything i've ever done..... i thought the pain of waiting was unbearable so i wished i didn't have to feel pain... now.... i can't feel anything..... i feel dead inside but i can't bring myself to cry...... and then suddenly.... i see someone.... a girl.... she looks just like u in every way..... wait... i'm blind...... how can i........

i don't bother looking for the answer.... i just stare at her.... and i.... i smile.... ever since i've been down here... i've never expressed any emotion... i never cried.... i never frowned... i never winced.... i never moved a muscle in my face..... and now i find myself smiling....

NO... i can feel.....NO..... the numbness wears off...... NO....

my whole body explodes in pain.... i'm now fully aware of the pain i'm in.... it feels like there's an inferno in me and burning from the inside out.... i fall.... my head hits the ground hard and i shake uncontrollably on the ground.... i scream till my lungs start to burn.... and then i pass out from the immense pain.....

when i wake up..... i feel like i'm suspended..... i look around... everything's white.... i can see... i look at myself.... no cuts....no wounds....my limbs are all in working condition.... i look up.... i see the familiar black thread leading up into infinity.... i look down..... just pure whiteness......

heaven?

no.... i still feel the knife in my back.....it was all some weird twisted and morbid dream......

i'm never gonna jump.... never gonna cut the thread.... i guess i'm just destined to hang here... waiting..... until you.... or anyone else....

saves me

waking up.....

2007-02-15T18:02:00.000+08:00

why?

2007-02-12T21:43:00.000+08:00

i feel wrapped.....in a blanket of darkness......
there's no difference.... whether i open my eyes or not.....

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then it hit me....... the cold ...hard... unforgiving ground....

no pain?

my left hand was bent in ways that seemed impossible...
i couldn't feel my right leg....
and my head was turned the wrong way... my body was facing down... but my head was facing up....

how can i not feel pain?

i use my right hand to turn my head the right way ... and that's when i realised that my mouth was full of blood.... i spit the viscous substance out and try sitting up.... i can..... phew....

then i spent the next few eternities sitting there trying to figure out why there's no pain... and that's when i realise... i still can't see.... i'm sitting in the darkness... not the normal darkness u get when u close ur eyes or when u switch off all the lights..... the darkness was different... but some how it seemed familiar....

suddenly... i felt a rock hit my left thigh... at least i know i can still feel some stuff..... i grope around and i feel something on my left thigh.... it wasn't a rock....it was more like a piece of plastic and it was buried in my leg... i pull it out and feel the other half of the object that was stuck in my leg.... it's the knife....

why?

the knife stabbed my leg.... but it felt like a tiny rock.... i take the knife... and..... i stab myself all over.....

my neck.... arms.... stomach.... chest.... head... everywhere.... no pain... it just felt like i was being bombarded with rocks....

drenched in vile concoction of blood ...sweat.... and soon tears... i scream... not because of the pain.... but because of the fact that i was completely void of it....

is this what i really wanted.......... i wanted to be free from the agonising pain....the waiting was torture.... so i released myself.... and now... i find myself completely numb.....

falling

2007-02-09T23:13:00.000+08:00

falling..... it seems like forever.....

falling....

2007-02-08T20:33:00.000+08:00

couldn't take it anymore........ i called out... u didn't come...now i'm left dangling here...by a thread... staring down into oblivion..... waiting for it 2 consume me.... the darkness creeps skyward slowly.... i brace myself .... i shut my eyes.... clear my mind... and soon.....

a teardrop rolls down my cheek and drops off into the eternal darkness.... i reach out...... not wanting such purity to be consumed by the darkness.... it falls out of my reach and i see the tiny droplet fade away........

I look down.... the darkness continues creeping up.... and strangely.... i smile.....

The darkness is only a few seconds away...10....9.....8...7...6...5...4....3....2.....1....

It stopped.....

I let out a scream of frustration and anger..... and i look down once more....... the darkness seems to be mocking me.... laughing ever so wickedly...... One more scream.... this one even more louder and painful the first one..... I start tearing again......... try to control my emotions for a few more seconds......but i can't....... i break down......

No more tears to cry..... no more screams left in me......

no more emotions...

Then .... i remember.... the knife...
i reach backwards.... and i feel something sticking out of my back and i yank it out....
pain shoots up my spine but some how... i'm unable to wince... unable to scream....
After all these years.... i thought it was gone... i thought the wound had healed... but i guess i never really bothered... i just pretended it never happened....

I look down on last time... the darkness remains stationary......
I look up... the thin black thread stretches on as far as the eye can see....
I consider waiting...maybe u'll come..... maybe u'll save me.... maybe things will turn out fine...
NO.. no more illusions....

I shut my eyes ........
and with the bloody blade... i cut the thread........

i need to know

2007-02-06T18:42:00.000+08:00

i'm sick and tired of waiting....... 2 years..... that's really long. I don't think anyone has ever waited that long 4 sum1. Maybe i hold on too tight... other people seem to get along fine....

Hanging....

I juz wanna know if u'll ever consider.... or if u see it happening. If not... i'll guess i'll just have 2 4get everything..... Juz wanna let u know that i've changed... that's all. I'm not who u think i am. Not anymore. Give me a chance.... or not... it's really ur choice....

Hanging....

It's simple ...... there's only 2 options... yes or no..... I don't care if u choose the 2nd one. Falling is much better than hanging by a thread.... uncertain what's the outcome....

I've been hanging for a long time..... Cut me lose...or save me.... that's all i'm asking 4....

Still hanging....

emo drawings

2007-02-05T20:27:00.002+08:00

i drew this during maths lesson..... one on friday... one today....

ahhhh!!!!! global warming is inevitable!!!!

2007-02-05T13:29:00.000+08:00

http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/technologyandresearch/a/climatetochange.htm

this is some english project.... usual posts will continue

FAWAZ!

2007-02-03T20:51:00.000+08:00

wahh to day was like any other day.... but it wasn't supposed to be !!! It's a saturday man. I shud be slacking at home... watching heroes!!! But i'm glad that i went to kenal suai... so much better than watching heroes....

4 kenal suai, we had to do this amazing race thinggy. I was it haikal and FAWAZ'S!!! group. Wait... i'll try to remember the sec 1s who were in my group. Alif.....Danish...Amzah.... and yah that's it. Wow... i actually remember their names. Yay me!!! Other than them... rifqi and zaki were also in my group. We were quite oklah..... Oh yah.. there were alot of funny moments.. Some of which i might have forgotten.

1) We had to do some pantun thing to determine which group would leave first... We had 3 poems.... here's one of them.... damn retard funny.. Danish read it out 4 us.
Danish : abcdef......G
hijklmno....P
qrstu......V
wZy and Z ( the first Z was pronounced ZACK.. the last one was more like a ZEE)

The whole LT laughed their assess off man..

So we were the 3rd team to leave....

1st checkpoint.... nus.....we terlajak twice... then we met up with alimi's group. We wanted to go together but then he went 1st.Bastard. Oh yah... we were seeing who could say FAWAZ!!! the loudest in the bus and everything... lol... i think people thot we like some kind of fawaz cult.

2) I 4got where we went 4 the next checkpoint cuz i was turned off. I gave up on the whole thing aredi and buy the 3rd checkpoint... we were like discussing if we shud just go back to skool and play soccer. LOL!!!

Skip SKip Skip

Oh yah... i also burnt my tongue while eating old chang kee sardine O.... twice on the mrt!!! I was like shouting and crying... everyone was looking at me... Malu man!!!

Ok... i juz realised i 4got all the funny things that happened on that day......... eee i so malas nak post...shit man.... haiz... if u wanna know more... juz ask me in skool.....

B4 i end off...... FAWAZ!!!!!

rotflmao

2007-02-02T22:04:00.000+08:00

I was deciding whether or not i shud post..... but then, i decided to post... cuz damn sian play with clinton 2v1.

Ok.... as much as i want to follow taufiq's advice and not post bout trainings... i juz have to post about juz now's training... was damn funny. I'll skip the pt part and go straight to the part where rashidi fell in the goal post. MEGA LOL. He was attacking up front and was chionging forward with the ball... he was bout to score.... then jing come and tackle him. Rashidi was attacking by the left side so he was like running parallel to the goal post. Jing nudged him a lil....he lost control... and fell into the side of the goal post... and got stuck. He was all tangled up and he was like ummm... like... u know when u fall in a bucket and only ur head and legs are sticking out... yah... he fell like that. 4 those of u who dunno what a hockey goalpost looks like... then u won't be able to visualise it. We were all rolling on the turf... laughing like hell. I got a cut on my left leg cuz i rolled tooo much. LOL man.

Then on the way home... faris tried to follow me cuz we take the same line and all. He was asking me to wait but i just went cuz going home with faris can be very dangerous. Dylan told me then he and benji tried kissing him on the train. Yuck man. So i went ahead with clinton and, kak yong , jing, micah and rashidi. We had bubble tea .... and then we changed the arrow on the bubble tea poster thing. The woman put her poster near the roadside and then like there was this arrow pointing 2wards the direction of the shop. It was using black marker. So i took out my marker and changed so it pointed in the other direction, 2wards the road.... LOL.

Projected news headline:

Man gets knocked down by bus while trying to buy bubble tea which he claimed, was being sold at a tree in the road divider.

Funny day man....funny day...

On a less lighter note...

Sorry avi.... i guess i was just damn angry with sumthing else and i juz was taking it out on you. During geog, i was thinking 2 myself...WHY? Can't i control my head. WHY? Is it that i can't let go. WHY? Am i so like...down.... WHY?!?!?!?! Den i started drawing damn furiously and i came up with a damn nice drawing... but i left it in skool :p. After geog the answer came to me... These feelings a harbour are not kept in my brain... cuz that ... i can control. They're kept in my heart... and that.. i don't think anyone can control...

So... sum1 stab me please.....

the thursday post

2007-02-01T18:50:00.000+08:00

wow. today was a very crappy day. crap every where man.

1st of all..... i was damn shocked when i got my maths TA result. 3/15!!!!!!! WTF!!! I mug like shit and get that kinda marks. Avi didn't mug and get 10.5 . Haiyo.. i already used to thislah. My maths very unpredictable.... sum times can get full marks.... sum times get shit marks.. Normal 4 me... Mr.Kwa was also very shocked.

" Qayyum... what happened? During class... u are one of the most intelligent boys... always get the right answer for examples. What was ur gpa last year 4 maths?"

"3.6..."

" Waahhh... what happened man? Nvm... next time I'm sure u will do better. This is just a slump."

Wahh Mr.Kwa damn nice to us man. Feel so guilty. Plus, we came 20 mins late to class cuz we had swimming. He didn't even scold us. He just told us to try harder next time and remind the teacher. Wahhh... feeling damn guilty.

On the other hand, we got screwed when we came 3 mins late 4 english class. We had to stand outside the class and everything. But she didn't really scold us... she just like talk nicely to us...ask where we go...why we late... and never to do it again. Maybe it's cuz avi, THE MONITOR, was with us. Haha. Oh yah... avi lost the bet.. he say he'll get higher than 13.... and he got 10.5... hmmm..... what am i gonna do to him.....

That's supposed to be me... does it look like me?

Please say yes...

me...inside

2007-01-30T20:58:00.000+08:00

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok
But that’s not what gets me
What hurts the most Was being so close
And having so much to say And watching you walk away
And never knowing What could have been
And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin’ to do
It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But I’m doin’ It
It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret
But I know if I could do it overI would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart that I left unspoken

wow.......

4/15

2007-01-29T20:41:00.000+08:00

today was almost like any other normal day... except that it wasn't at all. We had maths TA.... at least i know avinash's gonna be failing with me... YAY!!! Tmr we have physics ta....sob. Haiz.... so sian man. Had training also... i just got back.. Average training. There was no pt cuz we had a match yesterday. After training i decided to hide Rashidi's 'new' 'cool' shoes. Put it on top of the notice boards.( Yes people, i can reach it) He was like so panicked. At the same time, i also nearly lost my shoe bags which contained my socks. Searched 4 it 4 quite long and then i found it in the middle of the raffles square. "-.- Dunno which idiot put there. Maybe it was the wind. Or maybe it was..... GOD!!!! What goes around comes arounf eh.. Ohhh.. but the big guy wasn't done with me yet. While changing in one of the cubicles in the toilet.... my long pants fell into the CLEAN toilet bowl... no shit a piss ok!!! I still wore it home. In the mrt, my whole lower region was freezing. On a side note, tmr me and clinton are gonna look 4 a gift 4 shi min. Haiz, another b'day...another gift and more money to fork out. Oh and i need to buy a new belt. Walao!!! This week i no need 2 eat liao.....

Oh yah... that sounds true......

3-0

2007-01-28T14:34:00.000+08:00

Just finished mugging maths.... looking at all the questions made me feel really dumb..... zzz. Decided to wait till tmr 2 mugg properly cuz math is last period and i can mugg during lunch and recess. Besides that... i just got back from a u-18 match against khalsa aka. saints. We lost 3-0. Sob. :( I played in the last few minutes, subbed dylan out. At least i got to tackle prashan. Yay!! He looks freakin scary... okok it wasn't really a tackle... more like harrassing... Ned and Balu got yellow carded both at about the same time.. Sob.... Eugene was sick too... so i guess we might still have a chance of beating them in b'div ( which is in a weeks time). Dunno if i'm in b'div team or not. If AJ becomes our 2nd choice keeper then i might be out. But i don't think he will be lah. Kak yong also decided to come 4 training suddenly. And if he gets on the team..then even worse... But i don't think he shud be put on the teamlah. He pon since early last year, so it wud be unfair to replace sum1 who has been loyal 2 the team with him. Well.. i guess i'll just have to keep my fingers crossed....

What does this all mean...tell me....please....

white

2007-01-26T21:25:00.000+08:00

guys seriously, go listen 2 GC's new song, THE RIVER. Damn nice!!!

Got back from training 2 hrs ago .... a very wet training. Came late cuz we had to go 4 some mcc thing. Waste time. Saw some sec ones. Decided that i am gonna be a gd senior, no more swanning of sec ones.. heh heh.Training was oklah. I went there with Hijazi and we did pt together. Paul also joined in cuz he was late too. We did the att vs def drill today. Not that toughlah but damn boring. Just finished watching HEROES. It's just damn bloody nice. 1000000/10!!!! A lil bit x-men'ish. The 1st few episodes had sucky special effects but the ones i've watched recently were quite ok. Next wednesday... u guys better watch. Hiro Nakamura is just so damn funny!!!! Oh shit!! Just remembered i have a maths TA on monday... uh oh. Have to go mugg ..NOW!!!! after watching tv . heh heh :)

add me please....... oh yah.... underwear is essential guys.... especially if u wear RI pants.

2007-01-25T19:29:00.000+08:00

Some of u shudn't see this

the thursday post

2007-01-24T21:52:00.000+08:00

ok...uhmmm....i still dunno how to start a post....

Phew... just finished everything i had to do 4 the day. Homework... packing bag... standard stuff. Training 2dae was quite hard but coach was in a damn good mood so it was kinda ok. Oh yah! We had some kind of lecture-palooza for RE. I was sitting at the back with avinash, alimi (basket keeps farting) saiful, rashidi, haikal and karthik. Dunno how i found myself there. We only listned to the 1st 2 lectures... 4 the rest, we were juz cracking jokes and farting. Qoute( skali he fart fart fart then when stand up, got hole in the floor) We were released late 4 lunch. WTH!!! Recess also release late. All i ate 2dae was a snickers bar, sour power, pau, that's it. And i went 4 a damn hard training!!! No wonder i'm so mini. Oh yah... and at rj, avinash said some malay girls were saying "hey that's qayyum" when we walked pass them. Avinash was at the back. I didn't here anything. How the hell they know me?!?!?!? So that's it 4 2dae, have to go sleep.

Qoute of the day by eugene lee " YES!!! TODAY IS WEDNESDAY, AFTER THAT THRUSDAY!!!! THEN FRIDAY....AND THEN SATURDAY!!!! YEAH MAN!!!"

Oh yah... add me!!!! I am the black knight, not the black knight, yes the black knight.

omg 2 post in 1 day...les than 1hr apart....dotz

2007-01-23T16:01:00.000+08:00

dave... by ~car-you-mmm on deviant ART

the tues......zzzzzzz....zzzzzz

2007-01-23T15:34:00.000+08:00

zzzzzzzz...... Dunno why but i couldn't stay awake 2dae. Fell asleep in the bus. Fell asleep in chem, philo and assembly. Fell asleep in the mrt. Fell asleep while typing the title of this post. Anywayz.... HAPPY B'DAY to clinton!!! Yes he's 15 and he can get his IC. So jealous!!!! Me and shimin went to j8 to buy him a present. Went up...then down....then up again.... then down... then finally we decided to go into comics connection and not go out without a present 4 clinton. In the end we bought 4 him a $30 gundam. Then when we were walking down.. we saw shimin's mother , his brother and his younger sis. Training was also damn slack. All we did was hit balls at nic. Damn poor thing.. he let in so many goals. Hey, even i scored 2 . He was damn tired and coach wasn't doing much to help. Wonder what it's like 2 be keeper..hmmm.....

Finally.. i animated my detachables.. YEAH MAN!!! wohhooo!!! Will be posting it up soon. Bye 4 now....zzzz...zzzzz...zzz...zzz

the saturday post

2007-01-20T17:10:00.000+08:00

It's me again. Initially wanted to post yesterday but then 4got. lol.So yesterday was quite slack day in skool. Could have stoned through out the whole day without anyone noticing. Oh yah, we had the final try outs 4 hockey yesterday. Lol. The sec 1's are damn funny!!! 4 the run. they wanted 2 show off so they chiong...but like 5 seconds later they started walking. WTH!!! Then, we had 2 take 2 sec 1's and explain 2 them what hockey was about. Most seemed interested but some were juz assholes. Talk so much like as if they so good like that. Then, when coach told them they were confirm in hockey, some were like " No, i don't want. I want 2 join basketball." I was like wtf!!! If u wanna join other sports, why come 4 the hockey tryouts?!?!? Basket. Then after everything, 4 of them came and saw me, clinton, keng yong and shi min. All of them didn't want 2 be in hockey but one of them made me feel like slapping him.

Here's how the conversation went.

Boy: No!!! I don't want 2 be in hockey. I want 2 join rugby. Hockey very lame one.

(then eugene came and said)

Eugene: No offence, but people are born differently and u are deffinately not born 2 play rugby.

JACK!!!The guy was about a head shorter than me, wore specs and was damn skinny!!!

Boy: Then i want 2 join guitar. Chicks like guitars!!!

Me: They may like guitars..but they don't like you.

Boy: How u know they won't like me???

Me: From my personal experience.. chicks don't really like monkey shit.

Then he kept quiet..

Stupid sec 1.

Get well soon k : )

the thursday post....

2007-01-18T17:05:00.000+08:00

Hey ho!!!

Today was a normal day. Standard subjects, not overly slack but not that chiong also lah. Medium. Had PE 2day and i almost lost my trunks. Funny thing is, i only realised it like 3 hours after our PE period. I didn't find it the 1st time cuz i was kinda in a hurry to go 4 malay. Den, the 2nd time i went, i found it. :) YEAH ME!!! Guess where i found it. Come on guess. No? Well, i found it in the dustbin. LOL. I was like so relieved.

After school, i went 2 tampines mall to buy a new wallet. YEAH ME, again. But i not that happy with the salesgirl there. Why? Well the moment i went into the shop, she got off the phone and stood like 1m away from me... watching my every move. Walao, she thought i was gonna shoplift!!!! How i know? Well, when i turned to put my mp3 in my bag, she asked me " Boy, what are you putting in your bag?" I was like WTF!!! Walao i was so pissed i didn't even wanna buy the wallet from that shop. But i had to, cuz there were no other wallet shops. Basket. In the end she was like damn malu when i actually paid $40 for the new wallet. As revenge, i farted in the shop. Toot toot!!!! Lol. Well that's it, gotta do maths hw now. Bye!! And please tagleh.

just another post

2007-01-16T19:58:00.000+08:00

uhmm ok.... i haven't been posting 4 awhile so i kinda dunno how to start a post. So uhmmm.... hmmmmm. Ok nvm. I just start now.

Ok, have u guys watched fear factor recently? Well their last episode was a best friends special. There were these 2 guys who were damn bloody funny. One was a stoner and the other was damn blurrr.

Eg.1

They just completed a stunt which no one else managed to complete and the last group was a pair of girls. If u like win the stunt, u get 2 carslah. So the 2 girls chickened out and everyone was like congratulating them. Then like once everyone like toned down, the blur one said.... dude, i think we just one 2 cars man.

Eg.2

Final stunt, only 2 pairs left, they were the last pair attempting the stunt and they had to beat the 1st team's timing.

Blurrrr one: dude, if we suck, we don't get money ok.
Stoned one: (stones)

_____END______ ok they lost, i was kinda sad. Then suddenly the blurr one said...after everything was completed.

Blurrrr one: Dude, we suck!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Stoned one: ( Throws his helmet at him)

Ps. has anyone ever noticed that all the female participants in the show have damn big boobs and confirm got one water stunt so that can show them in their bikini. I mean like is there a screening process when they choose a participant?!?!

Caster: No no, you cannot be on the show. Why? Ur boobs look like grapes.

3 more days

The Detachables!!!

2007-01-15T19:35:00.000+08:00

YAY!!! finally completed my 1st comic. post comments. Tuckertooy...u got skills..

the detachables by ~car-you-mmm on deviant ART

2007-01-14T17:52:00.000+08:00

sorry again 4 the really long wait. what can i say, i'm a slacker :)

PRESENTING (drum roll) THE DETACHABLES!!!!

found this on deviant... damn funny.....

I know the artist, he's really good. This is his 1st like proper drawing

post comments k

deviant ART

2006-12-09T10:01:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys for the really x 9999999999 long wait but i'm back and ready to post.

You're not gonn beliive this but the reason i didn't post 4 so long is cuz i 4got my password..... kk the real reason is cuz i'm juz damn lazy to log in and post.

Lots of things have happened since november so i'll present it in an orderly fashion.....maybe. So well first of all, i moved to loyang. It's a condo named Loyang Valley. Ground floor so quite nicelah....the minimart is like 10 seconds away so it's pretty hard to stop myself from buying Tollhouse cookies. Pictures will be posted soon.

Secondly, batch raya, this happened b4 i moved so the guys went 2 my old house in Tampines. The 1st 2 days were quite fun but the last day was shit. We went to Saiful's house at around 4 or 5 i think. We spent like 2 hours there eating and playing his comp. There was only like 5 of us cuz the rest went to Cikgu Salinah's house 1st. We left after maghrib and made our way 2 Punggol. On the way there i tao'd the world with aid from my V plus ( yes i got a new Mp4 , Creative Zen V plus). On the mrt i sat between alimi and saiful.....then shit happened. They started like talking bout you-know-who in a damn fucking irritating way. Then they flashed pics and did stuff that made me feel damn sad. They stopped when i started tearing. When we were going home, Alimi tried to apologize but i just said chi bai and told him to get lost. Fucker.

Then training as usual for the next few weeks and on my free days, i packed my stuff..... not so exciting.

Then i moved to my condo, quite tiringlah. Had to help paint the house and unpack. Slept on an air bed for a week. Not much regarding the move.

Hhhmmmmm... what other stuff.....oh yah. I got the new Darren Shan book. Slawter. Damn bloody nice. Darren Shan is a genius. If you want the book, just contact me, i'll lend it 2 you but be warned, this book made me feel super depressed.

A few days after moving, i had to go for Hockey Camp. To tell you the truth... i wasn't looking forward 2 it.

(wow this is a long post)

FIRST DAY
We made our way by bus to Bandar Penawar Sports School. Stopped to eat and get supplies on the way there. It was a 3 hour long bus ride and i sat beside Shi Min and in front of Clinton. We talked throughout the whole bus ride about music, our trainings and some other random stuff. Shimin's bloody lame and ego but both of these things make him damn funny. We had lunch at the sports school and then made our way to our chalets.

I roomed with ned, balu, micah, adib, rifqi, wi chong and xue xian ( apologies for spelling errors). Roomies where an ok bunch but rifqi was quite irritating.

SECOND DAY

We had training in the morning and then lunch. All the mats, except faris went to sembahyang at the surau after lunch. Christian and Zi He waited for us cuz the team went to rest at one of the bunks. We didn't know where to go cuz Mr.Koh or 'Eric' was supposed to come back and lead us there. But he slept and we were stuck for about and hour untill ned and benji found us. We had a game against some u-18 team and lost 3-0. Coach wasn't pissed cuz he knew we were tired.

THIRD DAY

Same thing. Got up, had breakfast, got tortured, had lucnh, got tortured again.Then we had a match against the U-18 GIRLS team. LOL. We drew with them 0-0 but it was a fun match. Later we had dinner and went back to our chalets.

FOURTH DAY

We got to watch coach carter! Everyone was so inspired by the movie that we wanted to give our best. LOL. We had a rematch with the girls team and scored 3 goals. We won. Score 3-1. On the first match, benji and paul played as forwards while me and keng yong sat on the bench. Me, benji and keng yong played as forwards on the second match. Here's how i helped to score the 1st 2 goals. Ned sent a ball to me from the half way line, i ran with the ball into the D and attempted a shot on goal. It bounced of the keepers legs and went back 2 me. I passed to keng yong and he got a free shot into and empty goal post cuz the keeper was blocking me. 2nd goal was the same but benji finished it. Then, i got subbed out cuz one of the girls hit my hand with her stick when she was trying to shoot. OUCH. Sat with Nicholas and we talked about stuff. Qoute." See Paul, of all the 2 forwards, these 2 scored."

FIFTH DAY

Packed our stuff and made our way home. YAY no training.

( We run a total of 6km every training and we have 2 trainings a day.The camp lasted four days. You do the math. )

That's about it. There are probably many other interesting stuff that i left out but this is all i can remember. Yes i know i'm forgetful.

(There will be tons of errors in this post cuz is so damn freaking long)

2006-10-30T09:19:00.000+08:00

In case you're wondering, i created the video....

2006-10-28T18:08:00.000+08:00

LATEST NEWS: JOKE OF THE WEEK

Ok i'm tryin to start a new initiative. Everyweek i'll post a joke that is damn freakin funny ( 2 me that is ). This jokes can come from anywhere, even you! Yes if your joke is funny enough, you may find it posted here, on the greatest blog in the world!!!! Ok that was a joke. Lame huh. Ok i'll stop talking sh*t so you can read the joke. And we're on in ....5....4....3....2...1....

A guy comes home early one day from work. And he hears weird sounds coming from his bedroom. When he gets to his room, he finds his wife naked on the bed sweating bullets. ''What the hell is going on?'' he says. ''I'm having a heart attack!!'' So he runs down stairs, and picks up the phone to dial 911. But as he is doing this, his four-year-old son, comes running up to him and says, ''Dad, Uncle Horny-dickhead is up stairs, hiding in your closet, and he's naked'' So he slams the phone down, and runs upstairs, to find his own brother, in the closet. The man, then says. ''What the hell are you doin? My wife is having a heart attack, and your here running around naked, scaring the kids? You shoud be ashamed of yourself!"

Now wasn't that funny! If you didn't think it was funny. Please send your comments to suckmyballs@screwastapler.com.

2006-10-26T19:40:00.000+08:00

New Spin On Life

Recently, something happen that made me super x 100000 happy. Let's just say someone stole something from me and now that person drop that thing and can't find it anymore. Anyone can take it now, even me. So yah, i'm damn happy. There's hope now. If u understand what i'm talking about and you know who's involved.... you know more then you should.

Back to the real world.....

So we got our results today and here's my results-

Math- nil
Science- 28/40 ( and i thought i failed.... hah! )
Malay- 85/110 ( screw you alimi!!!! )
Geography- 22/30 ( omg another surprise! I thought i'd screwed up )
History- 17/25 ( haiyo so so lah )
English- 27/50 ( what the hell!!!! 27 what's wrong with you brain wake up!!! )

Quite happy with my results, except for my Eng. Haiya, screw it, i ain't taking lit next year. My overall gpa for everything, i think, will be 3.4 .

2006-10-24T10:43:00.000+08:00

The World Is Screwed Up!!

OK b4 u read on, u must know some basic info on the illuminati. Just go to wikipedia and search on them. They were featured in the Dan Brown books.

Ok so a few weeks ago, i went to BC for tuition. Hi everyone from BC. So we were watching a video from amnesty international. I can't find it online but it shows videos of children all over the world saying stuff like 'imagine if the was no poverty' and 'imagine if the was no unhappiness in the world' and i thought it was kinda stupid cuz they got people from africa who couldn't speak english sing and it sounded like ' imaageeeen ifa da izzzz nooooo hooooongger in da woollll' haha. Den later they started talking bout ' imagine if there were NO BOUNDARIES, NO COUNTRIES, NO GOVERMENT and that sort of stuff. ILLUMINATI!!!! Den when i got home i went to the amnesty international website. My god. Just look at their logo, it's bloody obvious. It all became clear. The AI wanted to release people who were suspected to be terrorists. At first i though it was noble cuz most of the people there were innocent. Then i realised that some of them are actually terrorists. ILLUMINATI wants them released so they can cause trouble. I think. Scary huh. If u don't believe me, go to google and type : is amnesty international illuminati. HAH! i told you so.

2006-10-09T17:42:00.000+08:00

JUST TESTING SOMETHING
i've been looking 4 dis video 4 a long time, just decided to test it.

Jack's Mannequin - Dark Blue

2006-09-19T16:40:00.000+08:00

Family Guy- Brian the Bachelor

2006-09-18T21:02:00.000+08:00

Live from my home

OK after everything...i have concluded that 2f kicked our a**ess. Their play in a play was damn pro. Avinash was damn freakin gay!!!!! The worst part was he actually flashed his biceps... OMG!!! Thanx 4 puttin that image in my mind. Isaac was also damn uncomfortable.. you could tell by looking at his face.

Qoute of the day: Umokay. ( yes it's one word )

Our production was damn screwed up. We threw away $40 with our defective banner/landscape/background///// okay i dunno wad the freakin hell it is. Some where in the middle, it fell off !!!! and... everyone laughed...WTF

Back up at the sound/light booth thinggy, i was damn panicked cuz i was the makeshift sounds guy and i was liked briefed for only like 45seconds. But i did an okay job.... i think. Half way through the production... Nicholas's laptop EXPLODED INTO A GAGILLION PIECES!!!! okay it just turned off bcuz out of batt. Then i had to do everything else. But it wasn't much... Congrats to the pro lights people. clap clap clap clap. Overall okayloh. B4 i 4get Thanx Aaron for orally defending us.

Oral comm. uhhhhhh no comment.

2006-09-18T20:55:00.000+08:00

Live from LT1

Yes everyone i am indeed posting from the laptop in lt1. It's not Jaryl's one btw. OMG 2d was great!!!!!! But theier eye of sauron was quite cheepskake. Wormtongue was potrayed really well ( he's the guy in the grey shirt). Saruman was also great. After their production i asked lenny how much their class spent. Guess what....they spent $$$0!!!!! And we spent over $$$500 wtf!!!! Ok have to stop posting... Got to get ready 4 our production.

2006-09-15T19:04:00.000+08:00

JUST ANOTHER POST

Ok. i'll be posting the part 2 of cartoon wars pretty soon so hang on. Anyways. Today was a standard friday. HIST GEOG SCI MATH. the ultimate combo. ( how come our [mon, teus, thurs]x days are damn slack but our friday is ultimate UN-slack day! So unfair. Other classes have pe and com and we're stuck with all these UN-slack subjects. WTH!!

So yah. Standard stuff. Handed in math portfolio and english reflection. For my sci grp, we had to research on stuff for our project, print out and show each other.----- my group is like half slacker ( maybe abhinav not so slack) so i made them sign a working contract. I'll post it soon. Everyone agreed to the conditions. So anyway, i gave a certain someone specific instructions on our task and today he tells me dat he researched but 4got to print.again WTH!!

Then on the way back from th mosque, we ( me ,rasyidi and zaid) gt splashed with dirty roadside water by a car. NBCCB!!!!! Walao be considerate a lil bitlah . At least slow down when you know ur heading towards a puddle...idiots. There were a few people in front of us who got splashed earlier but we had an umbrella so we couldn't care less. Much to our surprise the umbrella did little to shield us from the muck. WTF. OMFG.NBCCB.CNBC.BBC.CBS. ARRGGH!!

Stigmata by Wayne Houchin

2006-09-13T19:36:00.000+08:00

It's damn cool, but only can be purchased from ellusionist.com. So too bad.

For more info , tag or catch me on msn.

Southpark- Cartoon Wars Part 1

2006-09-12T22:01:00.000+08:00

Southpark- Cartoon Wars Part 1

omg how long has it been since i posted!!

2006-09-12T15:47:00.000+08:00

The other day i heard some sec 2s talking about the pen island website so i decided to visit it. Yup. I went to penisland.com. Really exciting stuff. You should go. Very very exciting. Kind of funny actually. Yup good ol'penisland.com. Ok if u haven't gotten the joke... ur seriously dumb. 4 the benefit of those who don't know, just try a different way of reading website URL. Get it now. NO don't close the window!!! . It's not sick stuff trust me and if turns out to be i'll pay you $10. Honest.

CLICK HERE TO VISIT

If you scroll down some more ( somewhere in the middle of the page) you'll see a like slogan/motto. Notice how small the gap is between pen and is and how the words are arranged.LOL

In the days to come i will post some southpark episodes and yes i accept special request. Anything from season 1 to 10. I'll also be posting some family guy episodes. For those of you who don't know what the hell it is watch the southpark episode i'm gonna post soon.

PS. Don't listen to southpark, family guy is great.

bR3ak1Ng N3w5

2006-08-26T21:34:00.000+08:00

I just got this and i have to show it to you guys. Joshua and bryan...you're both screwed.

dRaMa r3hEr5aL

2006-08-26T20:31:00.000+08:00

Today drama rehersal had to be must unproductive rehersal ever. Nobody was paying attention at all. The actors did their thing but the others had nothing to do...at all. Me, lin ping and ying jie did the fighting scene with manoj and edward. Here's the final result. Still needs touch ups.

Here's a blooper

Then later we did some screwed up stuff and ying jie did a damn cool hand stand/ hand walk. Walao. At the end he was starting to look like nicholas.

Jaryl got really pissed because of our un-productiveness. Just look at him!

And here are some random pics

And here are three me's (i know it's damn obviuos)

ju5t an0thEr dAy

2006-08-25T19:54:00.000+08:00

lol...today was nothing special... had the same subjects.. math sci hist geog. All of witch i don't really like.
Hist-turned off
Geog- Listen 2 song
Sci- Braindead
Math- Ok..Ok

4 recess i went to Rjc and stood tall. I'M ACTUALLY TALLER THAN SOME JC GIRLS!!! Came back after 15 mins and did these.( ps. you might wanna skip the pen rocket thing . If you're a wimp that is. )

First of all i nearly destroyed my phone with the help of the whiteboard and OHP.

Then later i was thinking about geog and how the trees purify air so i stuck bits and pieces of a pen into my nose and told victor this is the new auto air purifier. Then i got an idea from PET rocket. Now i present to you PEN rocket.( skip this if your a wimp, sissy or girly )

Last of all i was almost screwed bcuz i took about 5 mins just to get a worksheet out of my bag. I knew NH^2 would screw me if i didn't show her my hw. Juz 2 give u a clue of how my bag looks like. Here's a pic of my bag. Now u know y it takes me so long to search 4 stuff.

Joshua...stop insulting ur intelligence( this is what NH^2 said " I dunno whose intelligence ur insulting yours or mine. Obviusly it's Joshua.) come up with an excuse b4 hand even if u don't wanna do ur hw. The hw was like a connect-the-dot thing and he still managed not to do. His excuse..." i don't know how to do."Haiyo. Work Harder next time. ( I'm sure u won't)

Okay here's my 'cool' display pic

2006-08-24T20:20:00.000+08:00

u can actually how i did it. It's damn obvious.

laSt dAy- mAth aT+AcK

2006-08-24T18:17:00.000+08:00

Today was about as fun as yesterday but the fun is of a different type. Yesterday's fun was more of a mindless type of fun but today was a ( as geeky as it sounds ) brain tinggling type of fun. Nh^2 gave us a 20 minute break before we went into science center. Within that 20 minutes we managed to do damn a lot of things....really dumb things.(eg. see who could stand under the fountain thingy the longest). But the most fun part had to be when we were on the bus on the way to sci center imran was sleeping so me and nikhil did this.

On the way out we noticed that some birds were eating our left overs. According to wei jie, they were eating chilli. At the start of the video u will see a bird jumping away, Bird 2:" oh shit that was my uncle! Hapoi..Hapoi!" Anyway here it is...

Look! I ain't got no head..ok..i know it's lame

Hahai'm taller than you. (ps.their PAP children)

cry....cry.....no more sp
normal time table tmr...crap man

dAy 2 of 5p3ial pr0graMm

2006-08-23T21:12:00.000+08:00

Oh my son!!! Today was super x 10000000000 fun. It was like the total opposite of yesterday. Again everybody was swaning manoj... as usual but we're just playing around and he knows it. Haiyo everybody was so kanchong when we had to select groups. The only people who didn't go koookoo were Abhinav,me,said and karthik. The rest all were rushing around. Btw oi chinese people...can don't be so racist...group with some other people..non-chinese peoplelah!!!! In the end i ended up with sasi and abhinav. The not so fun part was the quiz/skit thing ...me and sasi, abhinav just cocked up all the answers. Then when they told us to present we just said we had the exact same answers as other groups.LOL! And they fell for it!!

This is the video of our 2ND rocket launch. Our rocket was actually the closet to the target....for two seconds.. then some pair got closer. Before this... our rocket landed in the construction site.LOL!! Me abhinav and jonathan( is this his name? haiyo the short ~~penis~~ pianist from 2g when on a secret mission to get our rocket. With the help of jonathans chinese language skills, we got it back.

Nikhil and aron had to be the most tyco group. Their first rocket hit the podium...MR.TEO WAS ON IT!!! It only missed by like 1 metre.Their second rocket hit the target directly. Walao!!!

It was a damn fun day. Hope tmr will be the same.

!st dAy Sp3ac1aL pr0GramM3

2006-08-22T21:54:00.000+08:00

Today had to be the most boring day ever. Honestly, i felt more braindead than usual and there was one point in time were i even forgot why i was in skool. 1st of all, we had a damn boring lecture about stuff we would 4get 2 seconds after it. Later the speaker ( abhinav thot she was he lol) started to call names to answer questions so that half of us wud wake up. She started calling people by their numbers.. so i thot i was pretty safe... teachers go for random numbers, never the number 1. Then she said 2H and ...' number 1.....Abdul...quay..Abdul' (Hah lol. I think when people try and pronounce my name, they lose some braincells) I didn't even know the question, then Jaryl gave me all the answers. Thanx...

Then 2 hours of writing some crap on some paper. Strangely i did do something productive. Me and linus whole day swan sasi and eventually he started swanning himself.Lol. After that we had some skit thing, luckily ours sucked enough not to be chosen.Yeh no need to present. Through out the later part of the day i was braindead again.

Hope other days not as screwed up as this.

1st Post

2006-08-21T18:50:00.000+08:00

Yes i know i seriously lag. I thot blogging was dumb but i have decided to try it so here it is...my 1st post on my 1st blog. Please try and control your 'constructive criticism'. Newblah