In case you're wondering, i created the video....

LATEST NEWS: JOKE OF THE WEEK

Ok i'm tryin to start a new initiative. Everyweek i'll post a joke that is damn freakin funny ( 2 me that is ). This jokes can come from anywhere, even you! Yes if your joke is funny enough, you may find it posted here, on the greatest blog in the world!!!! Ok that was a joke. Lame huh. Ok i'll stop talking sh*t so you can read the joke. And we're on in ....5....4....3....2...1....

A guy comes home early one day from work. And he hears weird sounds coming from his bedroom. When he gets to his room, he finds his wife naked on the bed sweating bullets. ''What the hell is going on?'' he says. ''I'm having a heart attack!!'' So he runs down stairs, and picks up the phone to dial 911. But as he is doing this, his four-year-old son, comes running up to him and says, ''Dad, Uncle Horny-dickhead is up stairs, hiding in your closet, and he's naked'' So he slams the phone down, and runs upstairs, to find his own brother, in the closet. The man, then says. ''What the hell are you doin? My wife is having a heart attack, and your here running around naked, scaring the kids? You shoud be ashamed of yourself!"

Now wasn't that funny! If you didn't think it was funny. Please send your comments to suckmyballs@screwastapler.com.

New Spin On Life

Recently, something happen that made me super x 100000 happy. Let's just say someone stole something from me and now that person drop that thing and can't find it anymore. Anyone can take it now, even me. So yah, i'm damn happy. There's hope now. If u understand what i'm talking about and you know who's involved.... you know more then you should.

Back to the real world.....

So we got our results today and here's my results-

Math- nil
Science- 28/40 ( and i thought i failed.... hah! )
Malay- 85/110 ( screw you alimi!!!! )
Geography- 22/30 ( omg another surprise! I thought i'd screwed up )
History- 17/25 ( haiyo so so lah )
English- 27/50 ( what the hell!!!! 27 what's wrong with you brain wake up!!! )

Quite happy with my results, except for my Eng. Haiya, screw it, i ain't taking lit next year. My overall gpa for everything, i think, will be 3.4 .

The World Is Screwed Up!!

OK b4 u read on, u must know some basic info on the illuminati. Just go to wikipedia and search on them. They were featured in the Dan Brown books.

Ok so a few weeks ago, i went to BC for tuition. Hi everyone from BC. So we were watching a video from amnesty international. I can't find it online but it shows videos of children all over the world saying stuff like 'imagine if the was no poverty' and 'imagine if the was no unhappiness in the world' and i thought it was kinda stupid cuz they got people from africa who couldn't speak english sing and it sounded like ' imaageeeen ifa da izzzz nooooo hooooongger in da woollll' haha. Den later they started talking bout ' imagine if there were NO BOUNDARIES, NO COUNTRIES, NO GOVERMENT and that sort of stuff. ILLUMINATI!!!! Den when i got home i went to the amnesty international website. My god. Just look at their logo, it's bloody obvious. It all became clear. The AI wanted to release people who were suspected to be terrorists. At first i though it was noble cuz most of the people there were innocent. Then i realised that some of them are actually terrorists. ILLUMINATI wants them released so they can cause trouble. I think. Scary huh. If u don't believe me, go to google and type : is amnesty international illuminati. HAH! i told you so.

JUST TESTING SOMETHING
i've been looking 4 dis video 4 a long time, just decided to test it.

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